Friday, September 12, 2008

Checklist:

*Replace Dog- thinking about it
*Replace children- maybe... I was so excited when they learned to say their first words. Now that they are teenagers I've started questioning the wisdom in teaching them to speak:) I used to wonder about people who spread their kids out so far. Well now I know why. Who wants 3 teenagers in you house at one time? It would be much better to have a little one around all the time. Someone who will set on your lap and tell you how much they love you. And by the time they are old enough to be teenagers the older kids have kids to tell you how great you are. No, I didn't want to do it that way. I wanted them to all grow up together. What a dumb idea!
*Hire a house cleaner- I wish!
*Drop out of school- NO I'll have to start paying my student loans back... only 11 more weeks to go!
*Run away- anyone want to join me?

I have a dog that has lost her mind. If she was one of my kids I would have sent her away to live with her grandmother. But no... I'm gonna start crating her. She makes me so mad! This week she has decided to tear my house apart. She generally try's to find something to do while I'm gone. But this week her game has turned expensive. She has decided to start climbing out the window. Nice huh? Only she does not remove the screens first. So two screens need to be replaced now. Today she decided to ripe the curtains apart. What the heck! So the crate is going up this weekend and she will learn to like it. With my luck she will find some way to injure herself while in the crate and we will have some huge vet bills to pay. I really am not in the mood to train a dog. Anyone want a new dog?.... oh probably shouldn't have told you about her week before I asked that right? opps my mistake:)

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